There is a blind item on Crazy Days and nights called The Secret Meeting that alludes to Prince William and Brit Brit. Go look at it and tell me your professional opinion. Actually, I don't understand why he is the popular guess, I would've thought Harry.
Anonymous

Here is the blind.

Nope, definitely not. There were rumors about them like ten years ago, but  I doubt any kind of ongoing relationship. And can you imagine Prince William being stupid enough to cheat on Kate with Britney Spears? With her bodyguards outside? Knowing all of the bizarre behavior and leaked gossip that pours out of the Spears family? If he were that dumb about his indescretions, he would’ve been caught by now, no question. 

Harry I find more credible, but for the woman I would guess JLo (who he allegedly hung out with in Vegas) or Madonna (who he allegedly partied with in London and who was married at the time). Also worth noting they make no mention of him having been in a relationship at any point even though William has been with Kate since shortly after Britney got divorced, so in order for him to have hooked-up with Britney while she was married (and she wasn’t married very long), and then again years later when she was in a relationship, he would’ve had to cheat on Kate. Harry, meanwhile, could easily fit the blind with Britney, if they hooked up when she was married to K-Fed (2004-2007) and in London. But while I am not sure when/if she was in London during that time, I do know that the famous tour of the UK covered on her reality show actually took place while she and K-Fed were dating but not married, even though it aired while they were married. I know too much about Britney Spears. Then we would have to assume they were in the same city (Las Vegas or New York, most likely) again, though neither one of those would be “her city” since Britney lived in LA. For Madonna though, when Madonna was married to Guy Ritchie, she lived in the UK, but not London (thus London would be “his city” and not hers) but was in London frequently and was seen going to many of the same clubs and parties as Prince Harry. Also if y’all remember Madonna from the W.E. interview circuit she kept hinting about how the movie was based on her life in the UK. Then we just assume she hooked up with Harry again in New York when he was there in 2013 and she was presumably in a relationship with one of her many much younger back-up dancers. The dates for that all add up right, as far as I know. Our other, intriguing possibility, would be JLo. We know they were both in Las Vegas and apparently came into contact right after her marriage to Marc Anthony ended, but when she was with Casper Smart. That gives us the second hook-up, this time in “her” city since I believe she was living there or working there at that time. All we need to do then is back-date and assume a prior hook-up occurred in London while she was married. She was, according to Wikipedia, legally married for ten years, but really “with” Marc for seven years, 2004-2011. That’s still a really long time, and ample opportunity for her to be in London and hook up with Harry while married. So I feel pretty strongly that the dates work out for JLo too. 

That being said, there’s a good chance this isn’t about a royal. The fact that they don’t specify his job (actor, singer, model, athlete etc.) does likely mean he’s either someone who does everything, or someone who is famous outside of the entertainment biz. But that could also apply to politicians. I know people are guessing Clinton, though the not mentioning him being married thing would apply there. Still, there are a lot of non-royals it could be. 

But if I had to guess a royal, I would guess Harry for the man (the only A++ royal male who isn’t William) and either Madonna or JLo for the woman. 

ladysarahkennedy:

Okay honestly, I don’t know what to say about this, like, is this for real?
Because I watched “Spitting Image” and they joked around how Prince Eddie wanted to go on show business and….
they were right.
They were so right.
Like, what the heck is this?
I really don’t know what to say (O - O)

ladysarahkennedy:

Okay honestly, I don’t know what to say about this, like, is this for real?

Because I watched “Spitting Image” and they joked around how Prince Eddie wanted to go on show business and….

they were right.

They were so right.

Like, what the heck is this?

I really don’t know what to say (O - O)

ilovetheroyals1:

Bertie (King George VI)

ilovetheroyals1:

Bertie (King George VI)

myvictorians:

Queen alexandra dressed for the Connaught-Fife wedding.1913

Can we give some props to the fact that this woman here was SIXTY-EIGHT years old when these photos were taken? 

The alternate universe in this situation, naturally, is Kansas. It’s hilarious if you’ve ever been around small-town folk… 

Send me links to your favorite online independent jewelry designers/stores!
what was the deal with Ernest anyway? i've never understood it. did he know about wallis and edward?
Anonymous

I know a lot about this, but I can’t say anything definitively. 

He obviously “knew about Wallis and Edward” in that he knew there was some sort of romantic involvement. Considering Wallis regularly spent the night at Edward’s various royal residences he would have had to have been pretty stupid to not think it was a sexual relationship as well. But then again, frequently Wallis was invited for “weekends” where other people were also staying at the house and when it was just the two of them (plus, you know, a whole bunch of servants) Wallis could have lied about that. I mean, only for a little while, but dates do mean a lot here. 

His motivations are a lot different if we’re assuming he knew about the sexual relationship and the seriousness of the romantic relationship in mid-1934 compared with early-to-mid 1936. 

The main question I have always struggled with is what his motives were, and the letters and documents I’ve found honestly don’t clear this up. 

Was he hopelessly naive and madly in-love with Wallis enough to allow her to have an affair or was he shrewdly encouraging her to pursue a relationship with the Prince of Wales to improve his own social status? Or some weird combination of the two? I almost see the whole thing starting out like one of those lists people in relationships make of the celebrities they’re allowed to sleep with without their significant other getting mad. Edward was on Wallis’s list, Ernest didn’t really the the harm in it, both of them assumed the whole thing would last for a month or so at most, and it just sort of spiraled out of control from there. The whole time, of course, Wallis lying about her feelings for Edward, and Edward’s intentions towards her. 

kate-middleton-fashion:

Pippa’s Fashion → July 7th, 2011

Pippa went to work wearing a printed dress by French Connection with a leather jacket by Whistles over it. She paired her dress with black Russel & Bromley flats, Persol sunglasses, Knomo laptop case and new red Prada shoulder bag. For jewellery, she had gold earrings, multiple rings and her Links of London chain bracelet.

is this about kate's abortion?
Anonymous

Good Lord no. Just some very weird letters from Ernest Simpson to Wallis Simpson. (Not to be confused with the more recent melodramatic Daily Fail scoop of Wallis’s very weird letters to Ernest!)

You know how the Daily Mail scrubbed most of their royal articles from the early-to-mid 2000s off the face of the internet forever?

Well, thanks to my University’s archives I have found a really hilariously juicy one full of quotes from presumable legitimate documents that I honestly believe I am the only person in the royal fandom to have ever come across. 

More info to come. 

Hello is harry back together with cressie?
Anonymous

nah. And good lord, please don’t call her Cressie. 

The British Royal Family and Cards Against Humanity

royalbloopers:

Town of Ostra Goinge, Sweden, 24 Sept 2014


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royalwatcher:

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