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I recently discovered a new blog on Wordpress, called Royal Foibles!
#1- Did you know Queen Mary committed suicide?
#2- Did you know the late Shah of Iran required hookers be brought to him at all hours no matter where he was even when he was about to die?
#3- Did you know Stefano Casiraghi cheated on Princess Caroline?
#4- Did you know that Edward VIII’s great love was not Wallis Simpson but Fruity Metcalfe?
#5- Did you know the Queen Mother thought George VI was “repulsive” and only married him because the royals made her?
#6-Did you know Princess Margaret was a lesbian?
#7-Did you know Prince Albert of Monaco likes to have threesomes with his male friends?
#8- Did you know Stefano Casiraghi was murdered by the mob?
#9- Did you know Stefano’s wife, Caroline, has been trying to steal the throne for decades?
#10-Did you know Prince Charles has been trying the same stunt for decades as well because he honestly thinks his mummy is going to abdicate and clear the way for him?
As you can see from these wonderful examples, this new edit-stealing blog is totally legit!
Royal Blind Item:
Last week I got to visit the Arrested Development banana stand in NYC! In honor of that and the return of the best comedy show of the 21st century, I am doing an Arrested Development related blind item.
A recurring plot on the show was the paternity of Buster Bluth. Buster’s biological father was not his presumed father George Sr., but rather his Uncle Oscar! His uncle was his father and his father was his uncle!
Guess which royal had the same situation? According to family gossip, this person’s father was not who their mother claimed but rather his brother, who she’d also had a relationship with.
Anonymous asked: What royal would you least like to piss off? Who do you think could do the most damage to you if you crossed them? My personal pick would be Sheikha Mozah but I'm interested to hear others.
Sheika Mozah is a good choice! She seems so tough. Also I would want her to like me so maybe she’d let me borrow her clothes!
Another good one is Queen Elizabeth, HM the HBIC herself. Look at Diana and Sarah and how they were treated once she turned against them! She looks like the sweet old granny, but she’s pretty hard on the inside, like her dear ol’ mummy.
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It’s all going to be about Madeleine’s royal wedding and our plans to liveblog it!
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Anonymous asked: Could you list a few of your favourite royal documentaries/movies please?
Okay…
Documentaries:
A Year With the Queen
Edward on Edward
Elizabeth R.
Diana: The Secret Tapes
Movies:
The Woman He Loved
The Queen
The Prince & Me
W.E.
Kind Hearts and Coronets
Anastasia
The King’s Speech
Elizabeth I (with Helen Mirren!)
Anne of the Thousand Days
Nicholas and Alexandra
Anonymous asked: Not royal related, but I think seeing footage of a pre war britain in colour is amazing, which I thought I'd send beta(.)bfi(.)org(.)uk/4ce2b6a1cd5c1
Wow! Thanks for sending me that link. I love old color photos! Very interesting to see how things looked.
(Post by Christy)
“”Archduchess Kathleen” is the worst royal. Royals are supposed to respect people they represent, and she does not respect anybody’s beliefs but her own.” - Submitted by Anonymous